The White Terror
Tämä eeppinen kuva syntyi yhteisponnistuksena juhannuksen aikana. Mukana menossa olivat MacKativer, Julia ja Romeo, Julian Isoveli eli Mestari Yosa sekä allekirjoittanut (jotka kaikki esiintyvät hahmoina sarjiksessa). Ideana oli törmäyttää lastenleirien kammottavin ja legendaarisin kauhu, Valkoinen tennissukka sekä universumin fantastisin henkilö, joka sitä vastaan voi taistella: Tohtori! Loppu on historiaa.
This epic comic was created during the midsummer holidays with contributions from MacKativer, Julia and Romeo, Julia’s Big Brother a.k.a. Master Yosa and yours truly (all cast as characters in the comic). Idea was to collide two legendary characters, a local kids’ summer camp horror, the evil man-eating abomination of The White Tennis Sock, and the one and only person in the whole Universe who can fight it: the Doctor! The rest is history.
Find MacKativer’s blog here!
Romeo and Julia live here!
/ Hssss / Rawr! /
/ Burp /
/ Didn’t I stop you once already? / Well, I’ve seen worse working environments… /
/ Ha! The trail is still fresh–! / sproing /
/ Who is that? -Why is he wearing a suit? /
/ Hi, umm, have you seen a kind of a- kind of a white tennis sock? /
/ Hsss / Run!!!/
/ No, no, no, no! / Don’t you dare! /
/ – Hang on in there, funny suit guy! /
/ Stop! You’re not helping at all! /
/ Oh no! -Sorry! – What are we going to do now? / I have– / a secret weapon! laundry washing powder /
/ It only grew bigger! / Oh no! / To be continued…
/ Does it have ANY weaknesses? – Yes! It hates the smell of gasoline! (Like the rest of intelligent beings…) / Quikcly! We need gasoline here! -With or without oil? /
/ Doesn’t matter! Just throw it here! -Okay /
/ Bite this! /
/ Hooray! Eeeek! /
/ Right, the problem is solved for now, but.. -Hey, you’re bleeding! You need some first aid! / Luckily we took the course! Off with the shirt! We have Minions bandages! – No, stop! /
/ Would you like to stay and make some pancakes with us? – I guess there’s time for that. Can I keep my shirt on this time? /
a.k.a. Why my thesis doesn’t progress:
/ How’s your thesis coming along? /
/ … /
/ Oh, is she–? Can I take her now? – Thesis making is not that deadly! Get lost! /
/ Waah! I had a terrible nightmare! My thesis was completely trivial. I never graduated! – Maybe you should start doing something about it! /
Gradumörkö on purrut kovaa viime viikkoina. Rouskutellut ja makustellut. Jäljelle on jäänyt vain tutiseva kasa hyhmää. Apua…?
/ Soon we’re not gonna fit here at all! / Could we establish a municipal bridle route? /
/ I’ m not gonna have some horses running around my estate! -They won’t be running around – but along just one route! /
/ The municipality cannot force anyone, these matters should be negotiated on a voluntary basis. -And it can’t be regarded municipalities’ core function…/
/ I spend my days trying to make a living keeping the stable clean and giving riding lessons. I ain’t using my free time to negotiate with some landowners!! /
/ … /
Beware of the talking heads! I could probably have done this pic without so much text… Notice: Could have. Probably. Oh well…
Viime viikonloppuna kävin ihanassa keppihevoskulkueessa ja esittelin Stadin museoskeneä ranskalaiselle kaverille. /
Last weekend I participated in a lovely hobbyhorse march and presented the Helsinki museum scene to a French friend.
//Sorry, this is a joke only Finnish kids born in the 90’s can understand…
#kepparitkunniaan #hobbyhorserevolution #vainysärijutut #fröbelinpalikat #toooldtoolate (?)
featuring the ”best” weather Finland has to offer, brrr!
/ There are days, when one can feel totally invincible! /
/ And there are days when one just must be happy with the smallest things they’ve accomplished… – I ate lunch. Yay. //
Mustekynä opiskelijakalenterille, bussissa matkalla kouluun / Marker on student calendar in a bus to school
Z was another tricky one, so I panic-picked Zero. But through this cute side character I could exploit a chance to bring up this self-evident little notion about inner emptiness to all publics out there. Maybe if Jack stopped throwing all his bones to his dog he would feel less hollow inside! Then again in that case the movie would have never happened… Hmm.
The Nightmare Before Christmas directed by Henry Selick and Tim Burton
Hey, that’s all folks!
My list of heroes ends here, since I couldn’t figure out ANY heroes for the lovely scandinavian weirdos of Å, Ä and Ö. Thanks for following and please, leave a comment or like 😀 I definitely like you. And my heroes <3
The life to be continued soon.
Yes, that’s really his name. The joke is a direct quote from the book The Last Elf (Viimeinen haltia), I’ve just translated it into Yoda. I recommend the book for everyone, it’s the most beautiful fantasy book there is, with an interesting mediaeval Mediterranean setting and scenes that make even the most stone hearted people weep, let alone an emotional geek like me. I remember one time I read the book alone on a pier, crying my eyes off and producing so much noise it probably scared the seagulls off. Ah what a book :’D
And Yoda’s presence on this list can’t be questioned. He’s my favourite guru. And so cute!
The Last Elf by Silvana de Mari
Star Wars by George Lucas and company
No-one expected it would turn into a general photobombing circus. Caliban was quite satisfied with himself for being able to sneak into the picture without anyone noticing. But then Night Crawler BAMFed straight into the picture and caused a general confusion. Unaware of Kurt’s plans, Kitty had already performed her little prank on Colossus. Stepford Cuckoos totally saw it coming. At that time no-one really knew who or what had hurled Charles in the air, but that was about to be revealed to them soon…
Because I’m not that comfortable with pictures where everyone just poses and looks awesome. I collected here an odd band of mutants I hold dear, regardless if they happen to belong to the actual X-Men or not. I also checked very little reference for their costumes so they are wearing something I thought was ”close enough”. Sorry, puritans.
X-Men created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
Yeah, what can I say? Wolverine is cool. Thank you, dad, for teaching that to me!
I spent one summer reading my dad’s X-Men magazines as a teen. The line about glaciers and eating pieces of hands is an actual quote from one comic that hit me hard then, though I don’t remember it’s name. Logan and Jean Grey were trapped in a malfunctional spaceship that was headed towards the sun and he had to kill her – again! Then she resurrected and saved them both or something. Great stuff.
Käytänpä nyt hyödyksi tilaisuuden pieneen ympäristöpoliittiseen raivoon: Uhanalaisen ahman kannanhoidollinen metsästys lisääntymisaikaan oli alhainen temppu! Häpeä, Riistakeskus!!
Wolverine created by Len Wein, John Romita, Sr. and Herb Trimpe
ps. Hei Peikko, muista tuoda kaljaa!
Move those cold feet! Victor Van Dort, this ”groovy young man”, is a hero who sparked my love for stop-motion animations. And for Johnny Depp, but hey, I was a sensitive teenager and everyone makes mistakes ;P Anyway, in junior high I adopted a drawing style I called ”Victor syndrome”, which meant lots of long legs and huge eyes. It probably still hovers somewhere in the back corner of my brain, as I feel many of my characters have a sort of stretched look even today…
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride by (surprise!) Tim Burton