So, comics about manure, as shoveling it was my only job during a couple of weeks last summer. The following comics were born in action and based on reality. Enjoy!

// There are bicycle diggers. ”white sided tyres and leather seat” / and tea diggers ”shun the non-believer!” / and hifi diggers ”This goes to eleven”
/ When you find yourself trying to scrape the remains of three-day-old pile of horse poo out of a spikey bush you may have to acknowledge – / I’ve become a manure digger!
/ The first shovel cleans up the body of poo. The second one finishes. Third one is just digging.
/ Manure digging is a combination of cleaning neurose and pedantry. You are a manure digger, if you prefer hunting down the smallest pieces of it instead of taking a shower after the working hours.
/ As other diggers, manure diggers care about the origins of a product: ”that’s fallen from the wheelbarrow, that one was trampled by a horse and that came out running” / The most experienced may even recongnize a horse from it’s poop!
/ Manure digging isn’t harmful, but vice versa. ” Cleanliness is half a meal ” / Which is good, because manure diggers are motivated by the well-being of horses. Hence they are REALLY motivated! ” Literally, since horses eat and poop in the same paddock” /
/ Manure digging may cause minor trouble amongst the people who aren’t manure diggers, which is normal also in other mild neurose cases. ”Ina it’s already good! Wait, there are still some nuggets…!” Happy digging!

// Dear horse owners, especially you who have ridicolous amounts of money- / I’ll be addressing you about a very serious well-being problem / that touches both horses and humans across the globe. / As the well-being of a horse is depending on the well-being of their human…
/ I’d like you to tell me the one thing that reduces the well-being of horse-nutties / A hint: it’s a hard and dull job that you have to do, regardless, every day. / Did I hear someone say ”Cleaning up the manure”? / That’s right! Cleaning up the manure! /
/ Horses and humans share a history of thousands of years. / Imagine the amount of manure that has been shoveled manually – / and continues to be shoveled manually even today!
/ Humankind han traveled to the moon and split the atom- / but hasn’t invented a machine to clean up the manure!! / So I suggest you quit quickly splurging money on race horses and sperm banks –
/ -and start to pay some guy MONEY in order to invent a manure-picking-machine!! / … / … / Chop-chop! //