// Operation Shitstorm! Go go go! / Tanker trucks, surround the target! /
/ Well, are you happy now?! //

/ Firm Inc. looks for CEO. We offer an exiting vantage point to a diverse crisis organization with a strong reluctance for change, extreme conflicting interests and a looming bankcruptcy /
/ As a CEO your job is to build trust in the workplace community characterized by back-stabbing, stalking and mutual crimination /
/ We demand former experience in workplace development, workplace mediation and workplace psychotherapy. /
/ How would you avoid burning out -I’m fireproof and bulletproof. If it comes to that… /

/ Make some noise! In this corner the employer’s lawyer prepares to crush the opposition! / While in this corner the legal councelor of trade union is getting ready to shred the bosses’ champion to pieces! /
/ KONG / Hey boss, a-are you sure our justification will hold? / It will hold! Now shut it! /

Inspired by Real Steel 😀