I fell for Obi-Wan in the sensitive age of twelve or something when Revenge of the Sith came to cinemas. He also brought me and MacKativer together, in a way, for which I’m forever grateful. No more arguments needed, he’s a hero.

I couldn’t remember the colour of Obi-Wan’s light saber and on a critical moment I decided not to check it. It was 50-50 chance. So I beg forgiveness from all the puritans out there, I’ve deserved your laughs.