(The Tortuga song plays in the back:)

Pirates of the Caribbean was hot in junior high. Nowadays it feels almost a bit embarrassing to dig it publically. But I had to choose one of all the Jacks and Johns! So there you go.

Tia and Davy should have been a pair!!! A perfect match!!! And you ruuuuiiined it!!!
The guy who looks like Kraken is actually Hank from Finding Dory, I think…
Hiivatin Norrington! (Because)

Pirates of the Caribbean by Gore Verbinski and Disney entertainment machine