/ Death! What the #@%! is Plague doing in my bed?!/
/ They likes you. -Whaaat!?/
/ Sneeze /
/ They has a funny way of showing it… -That’s so hilarious! Cough! /
/ So back to bed then! Unless you wanna do something nice with ME. -In your dreams! Cough! /
/ Just so you know, you’re such an unfair person! /

I’m not quite sure whether Plague is a he or she, hence ”they”. Needless to say, as long as they stick around, my thesis is going nowhere…