Kävin uudenvuoden tienoossa katsomassa lunta ja pakkasta Sallassa muutamien mukavien kaverien kaa. / I went winter hiking/camping in Salla with some friends.

Reissun täsmävaate numero ykkönen: ratsastushame! / My No.1 piece of equipment: riding skirt

/ One piece, several styles: fluttering lapels, windproof front, night-time cosy-casual

/ With that hem of yours you look a bit like the boys from The Clone Wars / Coincidence? /

Siin oli tosin yks feministinen ongelma:

/ One feminist problem though:
/ Could you carry the map? -Okay / Rhaaa! Pockets are too small! Smash the patriarchy! /
/ … /
/ We are on a day hike. We have a camp and a tent by the lake shore– / That’s what I’d call an actual winter holiday! -You’re not wrong /

/ Cough / Our heater got choked. We must stop burning wood for tonight. /
/ The temperature at night was -30 degrees. Luckily the heater broke at small hours when it had already risen to -25. Sneeze. / Some heavy smoking, though. /
/ Tinder fungus! Phellinus pini! What’s the point of exploring fungi in the winter?!

Pettämätön arkkitehtuurivainu / Impeccable architecture sense

/ This shelter was designed by a Norwegian architecture company. -How do you know? /
/ This is quite obviously a typical specimen of contemporary Osloite EgoLogg style /
/ I’m joking. It’s written on that sign over there. /