Voilà !

Eivät ne edes oikeasti sano mitään hauskaa, hauskuus on siinä että ne sanovat sen ranskaksi ! Ja että ranskalaiset dubbaavat elokuvansa !
Mulla on jännällä tavalla vain epätarkka mielikuva leffan avainrepliikeistä, tiedän suurinpiirtein mitä sanottiin, mutta en osaa toistaa sitä sanatarkasti, mulla ole havaintoa miten se sanottiin alkuperäiskielellä, joten en voi briljeerata nörttipiireissä laskettelemalla suvereenisti sivukaupalla dialogia… Hämmentävää >:)

Jännän äärellä kielikysymyksissä oli Ina

ps. älköön kukaan nyt herran tähden käyttäkö oheisia lauseita minkäänlaisena referenssinä siitä, miten ranskaa oikeasti puhutaan tai kirjoitetaan !

// If the statues became alive, what would they do first? //

Pigeons of the Place Hoche @Versailles frequently observed by Ina

… that I went anyway.

// As I step in into the Louis Vuitton store on Champs Elysées I become suddenly very conscious about my comfortable jeans and the mud that stuck on my shoes during the latest site visit. / Nice necklace oh it costs 1700e. / … / There was a third zero there. //

Overwhelmed by excessive luxury was Ina

a.k.a. Kohtaamisia ranskalaisen kulttuurin kanssa

// Work work work / Apero ! / … //

At least five or something regional speciality drinks tasted by Ina

a.k.a Kevätväsymys

Last week has been more or less like this… It may have something to do with a fact that I should be a good girl and study while there’s full summer outside.

Crazy acrobatics imagined by Ina

// From my insurance company. Wonder what they want now…? /
due to the fact that you haven’t paid your insurance we are forced to terminate your contract… But I’ve paid it! /
date of termination: April 21 /
BUT I’VE PAID IT! /
Here, on March 25 – and this was sent on 31st. But it was Easter then… /
And it took three weeks from the notice to arrive here ’cause I didn’t tell my new address ’cause I’VE PAID IT and I thought we’re even — /
So they just probably haven’t noticed my payment before sending this. And everything is probably fine. Phew. /
It’s Friday evening so I won’t be able to find out before Monday anyway… /
But what if they really haven’t gotten my payment! And they have really cut my insurance yesterday! And I’m alone in France! Now if something happens…!!! /
So I’ll just wait here– not moving a muscle– until Monday… /
Dang. This is my only saucepan. How am I gonna cook? //

Oh lords the amount of text in this comic!!
Dear parents, everything is fine, in case you worried. Love, Ina

Hywää ja riemullista Wappua!

// And some say you can’t buy happiness… //

Market place of Versailles dearly loved by Ina

by Albert Edelfelt in 1887

Many funny statues spotted by Ina

// *odd collection of battle cries* / Z-zapp! Waaaaah!! / Mwahaha! Rhâââ! Outchie! //

6-0 for the Sun!!

Quality of the English translation of this comic seriously questioned by Ina. Who did it?!

// It’s spring! It’s Friday! / I’m young and beautiful and I’m in France! / The world is open and full of possibilities! / gargle gargle rrrump rump splosh splash //

In the possession of heaps of clean clothes to wear on Saturday is Ina