Trigger warning: synkistelyä / gloom
// This workplace community is like a beaten dog. You may try to rehabilitate it – patiently, by small steps, over time… / You could also finish it with a shot in the head. //
Hiukan on ehkä v-käyrä nousussa sunnuntai-iltapäivästä… >:3
Perustuu löyhästi erääseen työyhteisöön.
// At our office, everyone does mailing! Everybody helps! We do together! / I was hired here as an expert! I am not spending my hours for mailing! Interns can do that. /
My intern won’t do mailing, they have real work to do! / This is mailed all wrong! Who the ”#%&! has screwed this up again?!?!? / What if we just outsourced mailing… //
Joku jossain piirsi ”Tiikeritoimistoa”. Mul on nyt näitä pupuja…
Päivän myöhässä, mutta silti…
//Good morning team, I have some bad news… / Holidays are canceled! You’re fired! You’re fired too! Forget about your bonuses! The firm will be moved to North-Korea! / April’s fools! Haa haa haa / Except for the sacking. You are really fired. //
Oih, kuinka haluaisin olla hän.