Kävin muutaman ihanan ihmisen kanssa katsomassa lunta Hossan kansallispuistossa joululomalla. Olipa hyvä reissu! Joskin tähän sarjikseen valikoitui yllättävän paljon niitä karseita hetkiä…
/ I went winter hiking to Hossa national park with some lovely people. It was a great trip, even though this comic may seem to suggest otherwise…
Huom. Sisältää rumaa kielenkäyttöä kehnoja varusteita kohtaan. / NB: Contains foul language towards bad outdoor gear.
Kajaani / Uh-oh! Is that our bus? / … / I don’t believe it! -Fits perfectly. /
Oli tosin niin poikkeuksellisen hyvä pakkaus, että bussikuski oikeasti otti kuvan kavereille näytettäväksi. / He really took a picture to show his friends how packing is done.
/ So how does this work — / … / Rule number one: don’t walk into a hole in the ground! /
/ Dead trees crack in the cold! /
/ Oh don’t loose it, there they come… /
/ Oh look, a kettle hole! / Kettle hole! / Wooow, a kettle hole! / And here, my dear friends, a kettle h- -Oh shut it already! / … / Have I told you my backpack sucks ass? /
/ I’d suggest you move out of the way now. / Told you… /
/ There is a vole in the outdoor toilet’s bucket! / Now there are two voles! / Guess how many voles there were now…? /
/ Who wants to come get water from the lake with me? *Finnish evergreen song about going to the lake togeher* /
Ja ei, ne myyrät ei ollu missään pulassa, ne vaan asui huussin sangossa ilmeisen lämpimästi ja mukavasti… / The voles weren’t in any trouble apparently, they just lived warm and cosy in the toilet bucket…
/ Wow, I haven’t seen any rock paintings before! I have seen cave paintings in France. I once saw rock paintings of Astuvansalmi. I’ve seen these same ones. /
/ A fountain / Is this the point where hike leader takes a chilly dip? / Lend me a ski stick / … / Yum, excellent water! Like soda! Mm / … /
/ It gets a little too hot inside, all right, but we just have to keep the heater burning to get hot water. /
/ We left our little cabin at dawn. / The weather was warm and the snow got super heavy and wet. / I hadn’t eaten enough so I was on a really bad mood. / The weather was dull. The landscape was dull. / It was windy and rainy. -Shiiiit! / But then we met a group of French tourists. / They gave us oranges, cake and chocolate! / It definitely saved our day. /
Huom: Älä ota tästä mallia ranskan kielen oikeinkirjoitukseen! NB: Please don’t use this as a reference as to how to write french!
/ My backpack soooo sucks ass /
/ Too bad all we got is weak ice! / Route we had to take. The shortest route. /
/ What a great view! –If it just were visible… / #dark #fog
/ This backpack sucks ass! No, it IS an ass! / I’m making dinner. Where are the spices? -In my ass! /
/ How do people learn plants’ binomial names anyway?! I’ve heard pokémonists are quite good at it… But then again, pokémons repeat their names all the time. / *plants repeating their binomial names* /
/ Have I told you how much my backpack sucks ass? /
/ Ticket control / We’re all here…! /
Kiitos matkaseurasta!
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