Hot or hot?
Arkistot kuukauden mukaan: toukokuu 2020
Salaatinlehtipedillä
Puhuttelu
// Come in! / Ah, Jerry. Please have a seat. / You probably know why I asked you to come here? /
/ Please don’t mumble. -Because I dissed the boss in Facebook. / Indeed. And that’s not how we operate at work, isn’t it? You know what will happen to you now? /
/ A warning. / Indeed. / And what happens after two warnings? /
/ Dismissal. -Quite right. You may return to your desk now. And remember you can always talk to workplace steward if you feel strained. / Yeah / Tut-tut //
Should I stay or should I go?
/ Awful harassment! Team full of idiots! All my trust is exhausted! /
/ I’ve had it! I’m out of here and you can be certain people will hear about this! /
/ There are no prerequisites for cooperation, you’re going to quit and break the loyalty towards the firm. I’d say we’re done here. I’ll just cancel that mediation appointment… /
/ What, no! Of course I’ll happily continue working here! /
Konsulttijargonisti
// You can’t treat employees like this! I can’t do my job with you bosses messing around like this! / You’re at a cosmogenetic experience, where the consciousness bases itself on the experience of the body. Your feeling evokes a consciousness of justice in me! /
So what did she say? -That she senses caring and passion in me. That they’re acts of love. That I’m a deeply loving person. -She’s been reading her managerial handbook again. //
Recycle or die
Dikki muuvi
// Regeneration of the firm has totally started! / These investments will take us to the next level! Marketing babble! The future is bright! / Yes! Sounds awesome! Let’s do it! / Oh, I mean- You won’t be with us anymore then. The firm will save the money needed for the reform by firing you all, of course. //