/ So now that vacancy for new department chief is open, what would you think are the most important properties for a possible candidate? /
/ I’d say the previous one wasn’t very committed… -Yeah, one must have a real ardor for this job! -I haven’t yet seen such an ardor that would suffice to put up with you lot… /
/ I was thinking we could– -Oh, we decided it already with the team. /
/ I suggest we– -Pointless! We’ve briefed each other already. /
/ How am I supposed to lead this team if everything’s already decided?! /
/ They say a good leader makes themselves useless, don’t they? -Take the hint. /
/ Hey, I got something for you. Finish this application for tomorrow. /
/ But I can’t! I already have two other projects and one report– Also it’s been really hard lately with darkness and working overtime and – I haven’t been sleeping well either…/
/ Doesn’t matter! Just do it! Get depressed on your own time! /
/ I don’t have that!!! /
Rentouttavaa joulua, murut!
/ Right. Which task should I do next? / Well, if I just go back to my desk something will surely come up… / Yikes! /
/ Good morning everyone! It would be nice to turn on the camera while we present ourselves. / Jim, Helen, hi there – !! / Linda, why?! -What! I was told to put some pants on! /
Tää on ehkä eka ja ainut koronasta mieleen tullu sarjisidea, ja sellaisena vähän myöhässä, kun kaikkihan on jo tässä vaiheessa oppinu hyvin etäilemään. Mut samastun tähän fiilikseen silloin, ku aamun eka etäkokous alkaa viiden minuutin päästä ja oon yhä sängyssä ja mietin, että harjaanko hiukset vai puenko rintsikat koska vain toisen ehtii suorittaa.
/ Welcome to the basement office! Or cave, as we call it. /
/ Rather bleak, but you can bring curtains. Here’s your company bicycle– /
/ Computer has some Linux and it’s said to be working just fine. As for a work phone these old Nokias haven’t met their match! /
/ Any workplace is better than that one, any workplace is better than that one, any workplace– /
/ Are you okay, bunny? -Yeah, just tired. And I feel like crying a little… / It’s allowed / … /
/ Unfortunately this time we chose another candidate for the job. /
/ Thank you for your interest and have a nice day. -Well okay thanks it’s actually my birthday today- /
/ Wow! Congratulations! /
/ Sorry I haven’t got a better present… /
/ Check this out: equity, equality, non violent communication – hobbies: cello. -Let me see! /
/ And what about this: Experimental multisensory approach, coaching and facilititating better worklife- Aaand the CV image…! -Omg 6/5 my body is ready! /
/ Could you please concentrate on the official job requirements?! /
/ I’ll save their numbers… /
/ These employees have violated 157 directives of workplace code and replied to their mails with three-day-delay! / These offences won’t go unpunished! Take them! / … /