Viimekesäinen Hämeen härkätien vaellus sai jatkoa, kun lähdettiin fillarein ja uuden toverin kanssa Hämeenlinna-Renko-Tammela-etapille. Edellisvuonna fuskattiin se bussilla, joten oli uusia maisemia. Viime vuoden seikkailut löytyy täältä.
/ We set out on a summer trip to Ox Road of Tavastia with couple of friends and bikes.
Olen näköjään tullut ihmiseksi, joka piirtää (söpöjä?) sarjiksia ötököistä… / Comics about bugs along the way.
/ I’ll just crawl here for shelter… /
/ Drink break! /
/ Onion field! / Potato field! /
/ We could get cream and cheese out of those /
/ I saw a bolete in the previous crossroads -There we would’ve had a dinner already! (Snatch some onions next time)
/ I’d like to have a whiskey. What do you have? -All that is up there is available. / Bunnahabhain! I’ll have that! (favourite whiskey) /
/ I’ll have the middle-aged. -Sorry to inform, this bottle is empty. / Oh. I’ll take the old one then (This is gonna cost me)… -Sorry, this is empty too. /
/ Oh well, I’ll have Laphroaig then! -I’m so sorry, I need to make an order… -No worries! I just eluded an expensive whiskey! / The end. Bonus: /
/ This stuff goes directly to your eyelids! (Good) /
Viitaten suomipopin klassikkoon, jossa viina menee ensin poskiin. Tutkimattomia ovat alkomahoolin tiet elimistössä.
/ This rapid flows from Upperlake to Lowlake. -Creative. I wonder if this is the shortest river in Finland. /
/ This is a border stone of seven villages from the 1500’s. -So an administrational rock. / I sit on your administration! /
/ (Of course it wouldn’t have been okay if this was a religious rock) It’s cool to think this very rock, in this very place, has been known and important for 500 years –and still is! / I’m in Hämeenlinna, in Vanaja, in Tammela– -Now because the municipalities have united you’re mostly in Hämeenlinna. /
/ Finally! Today’s warm meal! I can smell the fries! / I’m so sorry, we have sold out all the food! -Do you have anything?! -Ice cream boats. /
/ Hey listen up! There’s a tavern in Foodora that’t still open! Hallelujah! /
/ I’d like to order– -We don’t have home delivery. -But you’re on Foodora–? -Foodora’s closed now. /
/ So we have two eggs and a little bread. And candy. /
/ So, you’ve accomodated yourself nicely? Did you find an evening meal? No, actually… / Oh, I would’ve had leftovers from today’s brunch! Do you want some of that? Bread, cheese? -Yes. /
/ I have some salmon and salad as well, if you’d like…? / YES /
/ I’m in Hattula! I’m in Tammela! / Nice that somebody still has energy. -I’ve cycled all day I’m full of endorphines! /
Yleisön pyynnöstä, tässä on Saunatonttu. Se pukeutuu asioihin, joita ihmiset unohtelee saunoihin. Loogisesti sillä siis on kengät, jotka hukkasin Yrjönkadun uimahalliin Arkkitehtikillan vuosijuhlien jajatkoilla vuonna 2015.
/ Finally, this is Sauna elf who wears stuff that people forget at saunas.
