/ Investors will cut your budget by a third. HR takes up 70% of the money and directors fight among each other. What do you do? /
/ I’ll outsource accounting into a firm, I let go three people and start looking for a cheaper office space. I don’t have time to consult the board but surely I’ll get their retroactive approval. /
/ Right. Well, you’re in a hurry so you can’t use charisma bonus. Throw one die. /
/ And you threw one. That’s rollicking. /
/ Remember to register for development weekend. Food and hot tub provided 
/ How about saturday night drinks? Wouldn’t it be fun to have some frosty? /
/ … / No /
Tossa kolmannessa ruudussa sielun silmissä vilisee ohi se filmi, jossa sun vanhempien ikäiset kollegat rällää ja perseilee ja sun pitäis vähän niinku olla vastuussa vuokratilan siisteydestä seuraavana aamuna. Kylmät väreet kiirii selkäpiissä. Halloween kalpenee.
/ Morning! -Growl / How was weekend? -Grrr /
/ See you in briefing! -Arggh / What is it with everyone? -Apparently their menopause started. Simultaneously./
/ Goes to a networking event / Socializes with one person /
/ Goes to another networking event / Socializes again with the same person /
/ Sweating / Stressful sweating /
/ Painfully extreme sweating / Thank gods for the remote meeting /
Tadaa! Ette usko, löysin röykkiöstä viimetalvisen paperilappusen, jolle olin kirjottanu ylös Puputoimisto-sarjisideoita. Ne oli enimmäkseen hyviä, joten piirsin ne. Eli kerran vielä, vanhojen aikojen muistoksi 
Ainiin, jotain zineä piti ehkä tehdä.. joo, juu…
I found an old list of Bunny office ideas and drew them. Once more, for the old times’ sake And I probably should make the zine I was planning to make…
Huom: Sisältää erittäin spesifiä inside-huumoria. / Contains extremely specific inside-humor.
Wilbur had a dream. -New executive is called Beaver. / Hi, I’m Riku. -Beaver! /
/ Beavers build dams. / Riku tears down dams. -Migratory fish! / Riku is anti-beaver /
/ When a beaver and an anti-beaver meet / they annihilate into energy. / Energy production is solved for good. All hydropower plants can be torn down. /
Seuraavaksi: Paluu, jota kukaan ei toivonut!
Next: Comeback nobody hoped for!
Tumpinkerääjän tunnustuksia 4
/ Sometimes I can’t help but wonder / if my actions really make any difference /
/ But when I think this cigarette butt could be in the belly of some poor fish / the answer is always yes. /
Sarja päättyy. Kiitos kaikille ploggaajille, zero waste-aktivisteille ja niille, jotka kehittelee laitteita mikromuovin erottelemiseksi vedestä!
Tumpinkerääjän tunnustuksia 3
/ … / Oh, another one! /
/ I already picked one. Is there any good reason I shouldn’t pick the other one too?! / And this is why you always bring a bag /
Pitää olla varovainen, milloin roskankeruun aloittaa, koska sit kun se aloittaa, on mahdotonta kävellä enää yhdenkään roskan ohi.
Tumpinkerääjän tunnustuksia 2
/ Let’s have a look. / There are fresh colourful, recently dumped butts- /
/ -and these sad, worn out old ones. Grey lumps. / Like how do you even tell what this is? /
/ Cigarette butts do not decompose. They’re made of same plastic as arms of spectacles / The most ironic part is that the butt collects all the poison in itself / This is the liver! This is the most poisonous part! / And somehow it’s still ok to throw it in the nature. /
Oikeasti, älä tumppaa kadulle, rantahiekkaan tai puskaan. Tupakantumpit on muovia ja kuuluu roksikseen. / Seriously, don’t dump cigarette butts in the streets, on the beach or in the forests. They’re plastic and belong in the trashbin.
Tumpinkerääjän tunnustuksia osa 1
Osallistuin Luonto-Liiton Itämeriryhmän järjestämiin merenrannan siivoustalkoisiin ja tein siitä muutamia sarjiksia. / I took part in a beach clean-up event and drew some comics about it.
/ First it seems there’s nothing / But when you find the first one- /
/ you start to see them everywhere! / It’s like mushroom picking. /
Awkward digital colouring, yay!