/ Unfortunately this time we chose another candidate for the job. /
/ Thank you for your interest and have a nice day. -Well okay thanks it’s actually my birthday today- /
/ Wow! Congratulations! /
/ Sorry I haven’t got a better present… /
/ Check this out: equity, equality, non violent communication – hobbies: cello. -Let me see! /
/ And what about this: Experimental multisensory approach, coaching and facilititating better worklife- Aaand the CV image…! -Omg 6/5 my body is ready! /
/ Could you please concentrate on the official job requirements?! /
/ I’ll save their numbers… /
/ These employees have violated 157 directives of workplace code and replied to their mails with three-day-delay! / These offences won’t go unpunished! Take them! / … /
Sisältövaroitus: seksuaalista häirintää / Content warning: sexual harassment
/ Fucking not this too!!! /
/ Oh shiii — /
/ Take cover! Incoming! /
/ Everybody alright? -Yeah, it was only third one this month… /
/ I call thee o mighty rectum borne- / come to humble worker’s aid. / Strike a blow to awful bosses- / hit them where it hurts the most. / Show your rage! Manifest your power! / Tremendous tornado of shit! -Get me some popcorn! /
Tää on paras ja ainoa nelipolvinen trokee, jonka oon kirjottanu. Saa lähettää SKS:n arkistoon, kun kuolen.
/ They called from HR that you’ve marked several morning nights as working hours lately. -Yeah, my mind is often at work that time. /
/ But night work is not in accordance with collective agreement. Could you not think of your work at night? -Heaven knows I’ve tried… /
/ Don’t you forget the report this time! / Doesn’t pass, write it again! / Haven’t seen much development in that one… -Don’t be so mean! /
/ I’m watching you, remenber that! -How do you put up with this? / Who has stolen all my pens again?! /
// So when we sack them- Shouldn’t we in that case offer them another job in the company? -Well yes, but we really can’t afford that. /
/ An internship in the branch office for six months with a job center support, maybe a follow-up until the end of the year… -One must be unemployed to get the support, mustn’t they? -Yes, but they will be when we sack them. //
/ Fire me? You can’t do that! / One can do many things. One can even attach another’s toes to a car battery. Will you take the severance pay or what? /
/ We-were-contacted-Threat-of-violence-at-the-workplace. -Unlawful-dismissal / Occupational health and trade uninon mechas! / Release the lawyer! /
/ Uh-oh /
/ WHAT is going on at your job?! -Wish I knew… /
Blade 2-leffassa oli tää hiano repla juristeista. Kaikki muut jäbät huoneessa oli koviksii vamppyyreitä mustis nahkavaatteis ja sit oli tää yks heebo puvussa:
– So you’re a human then?
– Barely. I’m a lawyer.