// Where do these numbers come from? It’s ridiculous! I want to see accurate calculations! Go back to the manager school, girl! /
/ Hi bunny, how was the meeting? -Awful roasting! I’m so done! /
/ So for dinner tonight: — roast rabbit… <3 //

// Come in! / Ah, Jerry. Please have a seat. / You probably know why I asked you to come here? /
/ Please don’t mumble. -Because I dissed the boss in Facebook. / Indeed. And that’s not how we operate at work, isn’t it? You know what will happen to you now? /
/ A warning. / Indeed. / And what happens after two warnings? /
/ Dismissal. -Quite right. You may return to your desk now. And remember you can always talk to workplace steward if you feel strained. / Yeah / Tut-tut //

/ Awful harassment! Team full of idiots! All my trust is exhausted! /
/ I’ve had it! I’m out of here and you can be certain people will hear about this! /
/ There are no prerequisites for cooperation, you’re going to quit and break the loyalty towards the firm. I’d say we’re done here. I’ll just cancel that mediation appointment… /
/ What, no! Of course I’ll happily continue working here! /

// You can’t treat employees like this! I can’t do my job with you bosses messing around like this! / You’re at a cosmogenetic experience, where the consciousness bases itself on the experience of the body. Your feeling evokes a consciousness of justice in me! /
So what did she say? -That she senses caring and passion in me. That they’re acts of love. That I’m a deeply loving person. -She’s been reading her managerial handbook again. //

/ Hi! I’m good, just work… Well yeah, I had to sack someone / They has been working here for thirty years /
/ -Yes, thirty -and then I’m the one to fire them– / It was about time! /

ps. A bunny in a jumpsuit xD

// Regeneration of the firm has totally started! / These investments will take us to the next level! Marketing babble! The future is bright! / Yes! Sounds awesome! Let’s do it! / Oh, I mean- You won’t be with us anymore then. The firm will save the money needed for the reform by firing you all, of course. //

// Operation Shitstorm! Go go go! / Tanker trucks, surround the target! /
/ Well, are you happy now?! //

/ Firm Inc. looks for CEO. We offer an exiting vantage point to a diverse crisis organization with a strong reluctance for change, extreme conflicting interests and a looming bankcruptcy /
/ As a CEO your job is to build trust in the workplace community characterized by back-stabbing, stalking and mutual crimination /
/ We demand former experience in workplace development, workplace mediation and workplace psychotherapy. /
/ How would you avoid burning out -I’m fireproof and bulletproof. If it comes to that… /

/ Make some noise! In this corner the employer’s lawyer prepares to crush the opposition! / While in this corner the legal councelor of trade union is getting ready to shred the bosses’ champion to pieces! /
/ KONG / Hey boss, a-are you sure our justification will hold? / It will hold! Now shut it! /

Inspired by Real Steel 😀