Yllätys työpaikalla

sontaa

/ Why is air conditioner full of shit?! /

Tavara on osunut tuulettimeen. Kakkamyrskyn lempeät tuulahdukset leyhyvät avokonttoriin. Kaikki huomaavat sen, mutta kukaan ei kehtaa sanoa mitään. Hajua siedetään. On aina siedetty. Ilmastointi hurisee hiljaa.

Luottamuksellista

luottamus_n

// Hey boss, I heard Jim say that Heather makes customers cry in meetings – but this is confidential! /
/ Heather I think we need to talk this through. -It wasn’t like that at all! There must be a misunderstanding! / Brave, open, fair, just /
/ Rather curious you talked to Heather when I asked to keep it CONFIDENTIAL. /
/ Traitor, oath breaker, bad person //

Punakynä

korjaus_n

// There’s a mistake on this job contract, it must be remade! / See, the salary is here but working hours are not mentioned -They’re written on the other side of the paper. /
/ But when the accountant gets this — Guess they can turn the paper? / There’s a certain format we must follow! Inspectors always check these sort of things!!! – Guess they can turn the paper as well… /
/ Plus, this guy is a temp. For six weeks. / IT MUST BE FIXED /
/ There. //

Työkamelin selkä

varpaat_n

// You stepped on my toes! I’m not very happy with this! -Oh, sorry. /
/ Hi boss, I wont participate in recreation day tomorrow. I’m not in the mood. / I’ll be on a sick leave until the end of the week due to exhaustion. / I’m taking a job alternation leave starting from August. //

Kalmanlinja

dedis_n

// The old office should be cleaned by the end of May. -Yes, will do. /
/ Okay, I’ll order the garbage disposal firm. – What no! I haven’t gone through my stuff yet!! Same, we’ve had a lot on our plate lately. -You can’t let anyone in yet! The GDPR-papers must be destroyed first! /
/ … //