// Fundraising is limping, expenses are skyrocketing, balance is in free fall — /
/ What a cliffhanger! I wonder if Discovery makes it. Will Leland destroy all life? Will gay doctor and gay engineer ever get back together..?! //

Katsoin Star Trek Discoveryn kakkoskauden loppuun. Oli hyvä kausi. Koska kapteeni Pike, donitseja tähtilaivalla ja syvä-ääninen miesmalli keskeisessä roolissa ja tiukassa avaruuspuvussa… *kuolaa*

// Hell yeah people can shout at workplace. You’re just jumpy. – Did you just ”clean the cupboard” now go find my medication before I DIE you are going to answer for this — This person has lied and violated human resources code, do not believe a word she’s saying! -If we had just negotiated a little in advance we could have avoided this whole mess… /
/ Hi bunny, how was work? / … //

// I think it’s unpolite to use a phone during a meeting. / That must be the most reasonable thing I’ve heard you say these last weeks — or months. / Thanks. That must be the nicest thing you’ve said to me – ever. //

// I was moved here from another department. Where is a trash bin? / Ha! So small. That’s not sufficient at all! / Oh gods! How on earth have we survived all this time — quite well?! //

Zero waste-ajattelu pelastaa maailman roskaongelmalta. Ettäs tiedätte.

// Someone has parked a brand new Tesla outside of the office. – Ina, is it yours? /
/ It’s not my Tesla! / My Tesla has a different color. //

And it goes to space.

Trigger warning: synkistelyä / gloom

// This workplace community is like a beaten dog. You may try to rehabilitate it – patiently, by small steps, over time… / You could also finish it with a shot in the head. //

Hiukan on ehkä v-käyrä nousussa sunnuntai-iltapäivästä… >:3

// At our office, everyone does mailing! Everybody helps! We do together! / I was hired here as an expert! I am not spending my hours for mailing! Interns can do that. /
My intern won’t do mailing, they have real work to do! / This is mailed all wrong! Who the ”#%&! has screwed this up again?!?!? / What if we just outsourced mailing… //

Joku jossain piirsi ”Tiikeritoimistoa”. Mul on nyt näitä pupuja…

Päivän myöhässä, mutta silti…

//Good morning team, I have some bad news… / Holidays are canceled! You’re fired! You’re fired too! Forget about your bonuses! The firm will be moved to North-Korea! / April’s fools! Haa haa haa / Except for the sacking. You are really fired. //

Oih, kuinka haluaisin olla hän.