Viimekesäinen Hämeen härkätien vaellus sai jatkoa, kun lähdettiin fillarein ja uuden toverin kanssa Hämeenlinna-Renko-Tammela-etapille. Edellisvuonna fuskattiin se bussilla, joten oli uusia maisemia. Viime vuoden seikkailut löytyy täältä.
/ We set out on a summer trip to Ox Road of Tavastia with couple of friends and bikes.

Olen näköjään tullut ihmiseksi, joka piirtää (söpöjä?) sarjiksia ötököistä… / Comics about bugs along the way.

/ I’ll just crawl here for shelter… /

/ Drink break! /

/ Onion field! / Potato field! /
/ We could get cream and cheese out of those /
/ I saw a bolete in the previous crossroads -There we would’ve had a dinner already! (Snatch some onions next time)

/ I’d like to have a whiskey. What do you have? -All that is up there is available. / Bunnahabhain! I’ll have that! (favourite whiskey) /
/ I’ll have the middle-aged. -Sorry to inform, this bottle is empty. / Oh. I’ll take the old one then (This is gonna cost me)… -Sorry, this is empty too. /
/ Oh well, I’ll have Laphroaig then! -I’m so sorry, I need to make an order… -No worries! I just eluded an expensive whiskey! / The end. Bonus: /
/ This stuff goes directly to your eyelids! (Good) /
Viitaten suomipopin klassikkoon, jossa viina menee ensin poskiin. Tutkimattomia ovat alkomahoolin tiet elimistössä.

/ This rapid flows from Upperlake to Lowlake. -Creative. I wonder if this is the shortest river in Finland. /

/ This is a border stone of seven villages from the 1500’s. -So an administrational rock. / I sit on your administration! /
/ (Of course it wouldn’t have been okay if this was a religious rock) It’s cool to think this very rock, in this very place, has been known and important for 500 years –and still is! / I’m in Hämeenlinna, in Vanaja, in Tammela– -Now because the municipalities have united you’re mostly in Hämeenlinna. /

/ Finally! Today’s warm meal! I can smell the fries! / I’m so sorry, we have sold out all the food! -Do you have anything?! -Ice cream boats. /
/ Hey listen up! There’s a tavern in Foodora that’t still open! Hallelujah! /
/ I’d like to order– -We don’t have home delivery. -But you’re on Foodora–? -Foodora’s closed now. /

/ So we have two eggs and a little bread. And candy. /
/ So, you’ve accomodated yourself nicely? Did you find an evening meal? No, actually… / Oh, I would’ve had leftovers from today’s brunch! Do you want some of that? Bread, cheese? -Yes. /
/ I have some salmon and salad as well, if you’d like…? / YES /

/ I’m in Hattula! I’m in Tammela! / Nice that somebody still has energy. -I’ve cycled all day I’m full of endorphines! /

Yleisön pyynnöstä, tässä on Saunatonttu. Se pukeutuu asioihin, joita ihmiset unohtelee saunoihin. Loogisesti sillä siis on kengät, jotka hukkasin Yrjönkadun uimahalliin Arkkitehtikillan vuosijuhlien jajatkoilla vuonna 2015.
/ Finally, this is Sauna elf who wears stuff that people forget at saunas.

/ What did you find? -Bones / There are some species of moss that grow on detritus and bones but here the growth is too small to identify… / Wow! This is some deep underground! /

Mä tunnen paljon eri tavoin cooleja ihmisiä, mut ne, jotka tietää paljon sammalia on mahdollisesti yksiä cooleimmista.

Yksi unelma täyttyi tänä kesänä, kun lähdin Viroon Muhun saarelle ratsastuslomalle. / I went to Muhu island in Estonia for a riding holiday.

/ This is nice… /

/ Is your horse nice? -Yes! / She’s a bit chubby, though. She’s got a huge bump of fat on her neck. /
/ I thought you were just being mean, but now I see you weren’t… -That much more to love! /

/ Valtion metsää / State owned forest / Of course… /

/ Sauna time! / Funny place to store that. -We can have a sauna meeting /

Mitä vanhemmaks elää, sitä hienompi on raja riemun ja kuolemanpelon välillä.

/ Pee stop! / I’ll just rub my head a little… / Ah-a! /

Summer Aesthetic

/ Linen dress, yay or nay? -Yes. -But don’t take that bland lichen colour- / Moss girl summer!! /
/ Flea market: Wow, cool goggles! / Flower crowns! /

Tallinnan lauttaterminaalissa

/ Stowaway! What are we gonna do with you? / Waaah! / Well, good luck… /

Olin juhannuksen Hangon saaressa / I spent midsummer on an island.

Jos syö vesimelonin, voi nähdä kiiltomadon

/ Cause and effect /
/ schlurp / #%@!! right then… /
/ Wow! At least some goodness came out from this! /

/ I’ll take this broken guitar to service. -Yeah, oh there’s an occupant there! / Cool spider! red, orange, brown-white-striped /
/ It jumped! Quick fella! / Where’s it now? On the canister / It’s under the lid there. Maybe with a front camera– /
/ It goes up the wall now. / You barely see it. -I got better pictures of you taking pictures of the spider than the actual spider! /

/ Last Thursday, I saw a porpoise here / EEEEK /

/ The tap is broken. -I called someone to fix it. / So you don’t get water from the tap? -Oh, we do! It just doesn’t stop! /

Olen nyt virallisesti kesälomalla, joten päivitän epäsäännöllisesti.

/ Wunderbaum. Axe. Energy drink / cough how does it smell so bad within 20 metres OUTDOORS? /
/ Imagine if their car had a roof. -Brrr /

Kuten vuosiluvusta näkyy, tää sarjis on ollu tekeytymässä kaksi vuotta. Sain nyt aikaiseksi, kun on vuodenaikaan nähden ajankohtainen.

/ Along the way to the laundry room / there’s a spot where it feels there’s someone on the landing / but when you look, there’s no-one there /
/ OR what if — / there is someone and you just don’t see them! -Don’t say things like that! /